Mitch Hedberg still plugging away at stand-up comedy
Comic Mitch Hedberg on writing: “Every moment of the day,” he says, “is a potential joke.”
Comic Mitch Hedberg on writing: “Every moment of the day,” he says, “is a potential joke.”
“You’re opening something – your chest cavity – that’s not meant to be opened. It’s not like the refrigerator door.”
Exploring the underbelly of TV fame might have provided plenty of material. But Diamond’s caught between reruns and reality.
“Every time you take a job, everybody’s trying to figure out, ‘What’s the strategy behind him taking this? What does this mean?’” (His voice rises.) “‘That diabolical genius: What is he up to?”
“I suppose the best actors are like children. And to the extent that you can sustain and maintain that childlike part of your personality is probably the best part of acting.”
“Funny is funny. I’m a student of comedy. I really am. I love it. I will argue until the day I die that comedy is harder to do and more worthwhile when done properly – which means making the audience, not a critic, laugh – than drama. Do 200 people in a theater fall out of their seats laughing? That’s the verdict.”
“I don’t know which is worse,” Asner said, “the lack of senior presence on TV or the quality of it when they do portray us.”
“(Quentin Tarantino) says he grew up around Black people so that makes it OK to use the ‘N’ word. That’s ludicrous. He leads young white America to believe it’s OK to use that word.”
“A guy brought trained condors and one flew out in the audience, and we stood there dumbstruck while it bit an audience member’s back,” Stewart says. “I was staring at this huge bird gawking in the audience. The trainer’s sitting there, `Hey, man, maybe you should go to commercial.’ And I said (angrily), `Hey, maybe you should get your bird.'”
“When I was in accounting, I’d call a friend up on the phone and do these comedy routines. Eventually, I decided I would give comedy a try for a year or two. Warner Bros. liked my tapes. They said, ‘We’ll record you at your nightclub gig.’ I said, ‘Well, we have a problem there because I’ve never played a nightclub.'”
“It’s weird, but I love it,” said Farley, after he greeted well-wishers. “A lot of guys from (‘SNL’) will say, ‘Man, was I harassed by those people.’ I think, ‘Why are you in this business?’ It comes with the territory.”
Joan Rivers, her tiny and freakishly obedient dog Spike, and Illinois’ preppie first lady stood silently in the dimly lit room where Lincoln’s tomb sits. History never blended such an unusual trio to mourn Abe.
“‘Hairspray’ would be the perfect movie to show on airline flights,” Waters says. “There’s music and dancing, no sex or violence. They said they couldn’t show it because Divine, who played a loving mother, is in it. I know if John Candy had played the role, they would have shown it.”
“I’ve always tried to look for a clever angle in a punch line rather than just do shock comedy and bathroom material. To shock was never a goal.”